I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

These were funny and some so true! thanks!

I like this one the best!!

Have we ever really stopped to think about these and what they mean??

Definitely need to take some into consideration.

Think About It


Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger.

A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked.

I like the hamburger one...

Trusting in God will not make the mountain smaller but will make climbing easier.
Do not ask him for a lighter load but ask him for a stronger back.

"The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of
despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of
grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not
curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our
powerlessness, that is a friend who cares."

- Henri Nouwen

"Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do"
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Rickk - you know and you clearly do. Good on you! Thanks.