Hi all ,

We are very sorry that Septembers competition is so late, due to a number of factors. The main one being that our number 1 THB admin and true friend Fendi as been away quite a lot due to his farther-in-law's illness.

We wish him a very speedy recovery and our prays are with him from all locations around the world.

I thought it would not be the same if we missed a month out of our competition diary so here is a quick half month competition to try and cheer Fendi up

We have had this competition before but lets cheer are good friend up

Best Joke Competition

Rules

*No rude jokes
*No swear words
*No religious comments

Anything else goes.

So come on and post your Jokes or stories. THB is putting up $50 prize money for the best Joke or funny story. The cash will be split by the top 3 best jokes voted for by you. On the 25th of September i will pick the best 5 entries and announce a public vote.

And to try and get as many entires as possible. Next month we are launching our biggest ever competition in terms of prize money. A whopping $300 will be up for grabs but, you will only be eligible to enter if you have entered this months joke competition

Great, I love jokes
Oh, and on a more serious note, I agree with you Paul, I'm sending prayers to Fendi and his family, also. I hope his father-in-law makes a speedy recovery, and Fendi is back with us soon

Great Paul,

Let us give me a breathing time to finsih the typing of jokes.
Can we have two r three jokes.

Get well soon to Fendi's father in law. good question rkasso, what is the maximum number the member can submit?

Thanks Paul and everyone else for the wishes! Good luck in the competition. Remember, you'll get to participate in next month's BIG competition.

You can post UNLIMITED jokes

I will pick the best ones to go forward to the public vote

just some clarification,
1. will the jokes be original or it can be a copy paste from another source?

Yes, of course we are not native Jokers to write Jokes, we may look for some source and put it here.

well let us keep it running
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a lot.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men d! o, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.

So, u started the competition mann
Congrats