The more posts you have made in the duration of the contest, the better chances you have of winning

what if i dont want to win the 1000$?

Its all up to you my friend :cool:

spammers will invade the forum

And of course spammer will be the winner

Regards

I know that you guys are joking but I would like to remind everyone that spamming will not be tolerated!

Im in

I am going to try hard to win one of these great prizes

Great to hear that resolva, good luck

Hi

- How many children has your uncle got now?
- I haven't seen him since yesterday. He had 25 or 30 then.
- I guess the stork is familiar with his house ?
- The stork was very careful at first. He'd fly over the house, land on the roof and bring them down the chimney. Now, he just yells down and says: "Come on and get them!"



A revolutionary speaker was addressing a meeting of hostile audience. One woman, in an ugly mood, rose up and said, "If you were my husband, I would give you poison." And the speaker, with his ready wit, retorted, " My dear lady, if I were your husband I would take the poison."




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2nd one funny but why are you posting it in the contest announcement, this belongs in the lounge.