REAL SIGNS FROM REAL PLACES!

Plumber:
"We repair what your husband Fixed."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one Weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electricians truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room Door:
"Push, Push, Push."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a fence:
"Salesman Welcome, Dog food is expensive.

At the Electric Company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

These are great...thanks for the laugh!

Who has time to sit around and make these up??

The nose one and maternity one were very funny!! I shared these with some of my friends as well.

Who is the person that has no life to go around and collect them from all over the world??

Those are hilarious!