A few laughs for the day - Work From Home Forum -- Work At Home -- Working From Home

workathomemommy · #1 09-02-2007, 10:52 AM

***ually Exhausted Jock

At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.
"What if that day I just stayed home because I was ***ually exahausted?''

''Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with.''

Hoshimota

An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can't think anything to say but "HOSHIMOTA!" Concerned, his partner turns to him
"What do you mean it's in the wrong hole?"

Big Boss Man

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the ******* spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the ******* being the Boss. So the ******* went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the ******* should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss - any ******* will do.

vabeaty · #2 09-02-2007, 10:59 AM

Those were hilarious!! I especially liked the second one

Jigsaw · #3 09-03-2007, 01:50 AM

Thanks for those jokes,

You've got me starting my hard days work with a smile on my face. At least the day has started with a good mood, let's try to keep it up.

vabeaty · #4 09-03-2007, 03:18 PM

I just have to tell you Jigsaw, your avatar makes me smile

I could just come in here every morning and see that and start my day off right

Fendi · #5 09-04-2007, 04:59 AM

Yeah its big, strong but child-unfriendly...LOL!

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